I wonder what would happen if Ponce de León came to Florida today looking for the Fountain of Youth. After coming back from Florida I have found anything but the fountain of youth. I know people have made jokes about many of our elders living there.
I am sure Ponce de León would have shook his head and left after finding a Orlando Vacation Rental and going to Disneyworld. At least Ponce de León would have a nice vacation and would have figured out quicker that the fountain of youth was not there. Of course this would have made a weird commercial:
"Ponce de León, you have discovered Florida and failed to find the fountain of youth. What are you going to do now?
Ponce de León: "I'm going to . . . well I just got back from . . . so . . .well I do not know."
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